"What's a girl to do? I mean she's faced with choices and decisions daily: Do I eat a salad? Or settle for a big mac and a super size fry?"
by the mars December 25, 2011

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”
by DaddyMints July 21, 2020

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018

My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.
by joseph blough March 31, 2022

by minecraftgal October 28, 2019

by BURRLEMASKURR July 26, 2010
