Welfare Vampire 

When a welfare recipient is also a goth and names their kids stupid shit after the Crow or any character from an Anne Rice novel.

You're on section 8 and your name is Lestat? You must be a welfare vampire bitch!

Welfare Vampire by Mandy the Mullet Slayer August 14, 2014

Welfare parasite 

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."

Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.

Welfare parasite by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

Welfare Whore 

Nerdy white guys that whack three times a day or more and are obsessed with romans.

Guy is a welfare whore.

Welfare Whore by Fluffy March 3, 2003

Welfare-Core 

Originating in SE Iowa it's a brand of heavy metal whose band members, rather than having the traditional day jobs,live on welfare to support themselves.

man, that welfare-core band was awesome, I wonder if they accept food stamps for their merch?

Welfare-Core by Bigmeat Thunderballs September 11, 2013

welfare joy ride 

when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age

when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.

welfare joy ride by Uncle Dimma October 21, 2016

Welfare Wires 

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.

* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them

Welfare Wires by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021

Welfare Wasted 

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

Welfare Wasted by Brandon john April 23, 2012