Weiner face

A guy with a great body, but an ugly face. Example: Rep. Anthony Weiner.

Megan: I know this guy, Anthony, you should hook up with
Ainsley: Really.. Is he hot?
Megan: He goes to my gym, he's got a great body, but you might want to bring a paper bag. He's kinda a weiner face.

by Ainzcb June 17, 2011

Weiner Brothers

The bond two men share after they have sex with the same girl at the same time. i.e. threesome. This is a bond that can never be broken.

Last night my bro and I eiffel towered this bitch. Now we're weiner brothers. It was chill.

by MyChemicalBromance December 9, 2010

weiner boop

To poke another player with ones penis while playing Garry's Mod.

Player 1: stay still so I can weiner boop you!
Player 2: noooo not like this, I'm a virgin!
Player 1: not any more *weiner boop*

by DVDA OverKill March 1, 2014

Weiner Water

Allowing the water from a shower to hit your chest in a way that it runs down and off of your weiner. You then thrust your hips so the water is flung off the weiner and and onto anyone who happens to be in range of your weiner water.

My girlfriend walked into the bathroom while I was showering so I opened the shower curtain and soaked her with Weiner Water.

by John Corey December 22, 2010

weiner solo

When a man flops his penis around like he is playing a guitar

Weiner solos are so fun and addicting

by Sagan Hater May 26, 2014

weiner bird

One who enjoy's spending his/her time flocking to, and aruond weiners(AKA loves cock).

That Weiner bird kept sucking on that bottle like it was a man's cock.

by Matty Iceeeeee April 7, 2009

burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.

"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."

by Proboscis February 22, 2009