Weendo

Weenie and Weirdo put together.

You are such a weendo.

by Mmmae January 11, 2009

Weener Job

A bad name for someone you don't like, can also mean wank/wanker.

"I hate him. What a Weener Job."

by Soosh16 April 4, 2009

Weener Peeper

Someone who looks over the urinal stall to stare at their neighbor's penis

Derek is a weener peeper!!!! Ewwwwww!

by Lyle Sanderson September 29, 2011

Weend

A large waft of air that smells of weed.

Pronounced Weened.

A cross between wind and weed.

*A lot of people smoking weed in an outdoor crowd with wind*

"It's a bit weendy out here isn't it"

by MrMcMaster July 30, 2012

ween punted

To be legendarily kicked in the groin as if an NFL punter had done it.

Chris Christie's presidential aspirations got ween punted when the people found out his administration closed the George Washington Bridge to hurt the children of democrats.

by aeropb January 13, 2014

Weekoffend

Weekend spent doing nothing but forgetting your life is a constant waste so in order to forget about your personal problems and the past five days of torturous work you engage in numerous bad decisions. You forget what driving sober feels like and think condoms are the devil. Oh, and the occasional finger in the ass may be necessary to finish while drunk sexing.

It's almost my weekoffend and I am going to fuck shit up!

by Slaphuh February 9, 2014

Weendure

The lingering smell of fart, trapped in an enclosed area such as a blanket or elevator.

1. "The weendure is so thick in here I can taste it."
2. "Sometimes I'll pull the blanket over my head to bask in my own weendure"
3. "How do you guys put up with the constant smell of weendure in your building?" "We endure."

by santaire February 2, 2015