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weasel dance

i momentary loss of all reality which is often brought about due to excess consumption of alcohol or other drug that results in an uncontrolled bizarre & highly amusing dance.
he was so pissed he did a weasel dance
by juleshelmut April 27, 2006
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Douche weasel

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017
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Hours of Wealth

When possessed by Satan, you're considered to be living your hours of wealth during he time when you're not completely consumed by him.

Derived from the Opeth song of the same name.
Sara felt fulfilled and liberated yet surprisingly empty when she encountered her hours of wealth.
by Adagio November 21, 2010
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Scarf-wearer

From unnecessary scarf wearer. This is a person of western background, usually Caucasian, found in Cairo, Egypt. Not all westerners in Cairo are scarf-wearers: scarf-wearers are people who work for NGOs or similar, and are studying Arabic. The term stems from their ubiquitous habit of draping at least one scarf bought from Khan el Khalili, the old market, around themselves in an effort to appear "ethnic" and in their fervour to kowtow to what they believe are Egyptian norms. In reality, they end up dressed more modestly than the weather or the culture necessitates. Female scarf-wearers will also love long flowing skirts and dresses with no particular shape, birkenstocks or leather Jesus sandals, stringy jewellery, and will wear no makeup. Their hair will also be uncared for. Inevitably they will have a massive bag with them made of hemp or bedouin cloth. Male scarf-wearers will have ill-fitting trousers also made of hemp, scraggly t-shirts or "ethnic" shirts bought from Khan el Khalili, and the most radical practitioners may have a Palestinian kuffiya draped around their necks. They will have longish unkempt hair and beards. All of these people will have an Arabic textbook on their person.
Scarf-wearers will divide their time between "real" parts of Cairo, looking around and doing good works and buying ironic things, Dahab, where they will smoke up on cushions by the Red Sea, and going to nice bars and parties in Cairo with Egyptian guys who want to have sex with them. Whenever possible they will eat Egyptian street food, really courting disaster. After around a year spent in Egypt, they usually return to wearing the appropriate amount of scarves and real trousers and doing something with their hair.
Girl: Have you met your new American co-worker yet?
NGO chick: Yeah, she eats foul and taamiya every day. I haven't seen her arms yet even though it is August. She's a hardcore scarf-wearer.
by forsoothsayer January 1, 2009
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Weakest Link

Popularised by a television game show of the same name, where the loser of each round is dismissed by the host with the phrase "You are the weakest link, goodbye!". Used for people who are the weakest/least intelligent/slowest of a group.
by Ben November 26, 2003
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Wales

Country to the west of England that English people often forget exists.
Wales rhymes with whales.
by PancakeFeatures July 29, 2006
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Waleed

''Waleed'' is a boys name and comes from the Arabic language.

Someone known as 'Waleed' is also perceived as very kind man, in fact, so kind it is not easily expressible. It's difficult to express how amazing a person named waleed can be and that difficulty gives rise to serious frustration,Honestly. Waleed is funny, waleed is charming and handsome AF. Waleed is a blessing to those he is close to. He can make you laugh when you don't even want to smile, and you can trust him with your life. Someone who is so unique and unlike other people that you are left to wonder how you may have stumbled upon this human so pure and full of goodness and love, because people like that rarely exist. Waleed is a special, and worth all the happiness in this world. Waleed has the cutest laugh in the world and may just become your favorite sound, and if he loves you, the way he looks at you will definitely give you butterflies. Waleed is the best person in your life, your bestfriend. Someone who is a true friend, someone you could want to be with all the time. Waleed is someone so caring and wonderful and honest and exquisite and adorable that there just isn’t any match for waleed. One could do anything for waleed, because waleed is the best, and he deserves the best.
girl 1: Waleed is too good for me man.
girl 2: yeah he's totally out of your league! i mean have you seen the guy!? hot dayum gurrrrll!
by thegirlunderthepeachtree July 4, 2015
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