Wallet Malfunction

When you think you have lots of money but upon checking your bank account realize you are actually flat, dead broke.

Dang! I'd love to go to the movies with you guys but I had a wallet malfunction.

by gmack April 18, 2004

Wallet Sniffer

A person who enjoys smelling leather accessories.

Kristi grabbed her new Anthropologie wallet and inhaled deeply. She would never confess to her friends that she was a wallet sniffer, but in the privacy of her home, she enjoyed this indulgence.

by DParker February 23, 2011

Wallet sniffer

A person (usually a woman) who is only interested in being with a man with loads of money.

Wallet sniffers were in abundance at the club last night.

by bandit05 July 6, 2007

meat wallet

stanky unshaven pooty tang

son thats some nasty meat wallet you found, get rid of her
theres a shotgun out back

by De Shawnte Kang April 20, 2008

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

Dog wallet

When one man puts his penis around a Man/Woman's Lips then stretch his foreskin around the lips of the partner then around the head eventually putting a whole head inside of one's foreskin

Jon: I heard Joe came over last night

Jake: Yeah I gave him my first Dog wallet

Jon: Lucky man

by Dogwallet6996 September 8, 2013

Prison Wallet

The term for someone's butthole when they are in prison.

You're not supposed to put Tums in your prison wallet, you're supposed to eat them!

by DonnieBaker-StateLaw September 22, 2020