wandering hand

v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.

It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.

by pantsthemusical July 7, 2008

Wanderlust

One of the best shows to ever grace Comedy Central. Focusing on a German Traveller going around the world, the character Gehard Reinke would make fun of locals, get into some trouble of his own, and even experience some of the naitive's traditions. Best of all, he would often get a theme at the beginning of the show (Example: Pee Shyness or tracking down Big Foot), and would turn his vacation upside down.
Sadly, the show was cancelled after 6 Episodes.

Wanderlust is normally shown at around 2-4 am or on rare occasions, 7 am on Sundays.

by Nugz August 23, 2005

wadger

southern definition of a willy etc

cor look at the size of that wadger....makes you wanna cry dunnit?

by nogginiman August 25, 2006

wanderin'

The effect of smoking marijuana; derived from the language Jag

" I was wanderin' all afternoon after I got out of class."

by Jake January 6, 2005

wandering tongue

when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"

so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....

by kwheezy February 25, 2008

Warder

To take an enormous amount of Selfie pictures and post them all on social network sites.

That person takes far too many selfie pictures, they're definitely a Warder.

by Knotty September 28, 2013

wader

Someone is so fat that they look like there wading through water when they are waking.

Oh my god look at that wader !

by crackinc September 16, 2008