Nigger Vision

Nigger Vision is almost like an x-ray scan but for black people, what it does is it can see valuables through walls in houses and calculate profit margins and risk for a burglary.

Black Person 1: Hold on homie, before we break in let me just checek my Nigger Vision!
Black Person 2: Good idea homie!
Black Person 2: They got jewerly in the bedroom drawer, like $2000 worth! Let's go through the back door

by Froddy June 18, 2019

iNFERED VISiON

When you see through that one gal’s clothes

WHOA THOSE ARE SOME NICE HONKERSS— I can see with iNFERED VISion

by That Kemptville Guy February 5, 2021

Tarkov Vision

"Tarkov Vision" is the term for someone who has very good vision or hearing in games that require it. These people are typically really good at seeing or hearing things and obtained this ability most likely from the game "Escape from Tarkov", hence the name.

Dante: "How the hell did Abram see me? I was across the map!"
Garrett: "That's to be expected Dante. That guy has Tarkov Vision, he plays a lot of Escape from Tarkov."
Dante: "Oooh, I get it. He's a Tarkov Player."

by notGART December 16, 2020

Bacon Vision

Basically meat vision but instead of turning things into random meat... it's always bacon!

Don't make me use my bacon vision!!!

by BLTs for everyone! YDG? April 30, 2010

cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.

John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.

by jack847 October 2, 2011

Pearl Vision

When you bust a nut in your girl's eyes and she is temporarily given 20/20 vision.

Bro, I gave my girlfriend pearl vision and she saw my micropenis!

by Shack Daddy September 5, 2023

Double Vision

Feeling down n' dirty, feeling kinda mean
I've been from one to another extreme
This time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait
I want to stick around till I can't see straight

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me

Never do more than I really need
My mind is racing, but my body's in the lead
Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit
I live all of my years in a single minute

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision always seems to get the best of me, the best of me, yeah

Ooh, double vision, I need my double vision
It takes me out of my head, takin' me out of my head
I get my double vision, oh, seeing double double
Oh, I have double vision, (oh double vision) yeah
Oh I'm getting double vision

by Death Menace September 9, 2023