Virtual High 5

High fiving from a distance because you are too lazy to get up.

"Virtual 5!"

...why does my example HAVE to have 20 letters and 3 words? This is sufficent. and the whole phrase virtual high 5 is never said alound, yet, it tells me it must be in this example. So, here it is.

by J.M.R.x2 May 5, 2006

virtual penis size

The size of your e-penis.

Your virtual penis size is this:

NOTE: ACTUAL SIZE

by StigmataFox May 31, 2006

virtual cum shot

masturbate in front of a computer and cum on his/hers face thats on the computer.

the only cum shots that kid will do are virtual cum shots.

by joe bonner June 28, 2007

Virtual Circle Jerk

Virtual Circle Jerk or V.C.J. for short, is experienced when individuals keep replying all to an email with multiple recipients.

To All Employees,

Please welcome Mike, a new addition to the sales team. Mike has rejoined our team as an Account Executive.

-HR

Paul: "Welcome home Mike."
Andy: "Welcome back Mike!"
Greg: "Mike, Call me Buddy."
Harry: "Wow! Welcome back, Mike! Let's chat."
James: "Glad you are back Mike."
Hank: "Hey Mike, this is aaaawesome!"
Jared: "Wow that was quick, Mike!"
Todd: "Mike, Welcome back!"
Dave: "Execellent! Welcome back Mike!"

Brian to the rest of ops: "Quite the Virtual Circle Jerk, I wonder if they'll realize Mike isn't on this email."

by Rural.Juror September 5, 2017

Virtual Family Kingdom

A horrid game greated by third party people. Made to quell kids who were sad the VMK closed. It actually bares almost no resembalance to VMK, has hardly any gameplay, and doesn't take place in "the past." You're just a clay doll walking around in some backgrounds.
Complete with memberships to steal your money.

Hey kids! Instead of meeting up in Runescape or some other actually good game, come to Virtual Family Kingdom! Remember those fun times in VMK! Well this is nothing like it! Also Remember, founders get a HORSE MANG! Pls give us mony pls!

by Dacheatcode March 1, 2009

Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.

I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.

by Sulagar May 3, 2011

Virtual Sea-Monkeys

A program or application that is practically useless- it may do something silly, or pointless.

After all his time working on the projects, Ryan only ended up creating a new batch of virtual sea-monkeys. None of them were viable for anything useful.

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003