I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
Get the Vertical Smilemug. A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
Get the vertical week offmug. n. A woman's minge.
Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.
by HadeK September 17, 2013
Get the Vertical Fur Burgermug. A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
Also probably a really painful way to die.
A short way to say a painful suicide
" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."
by Meshitero January 2, 2023
Get the vertical doritomug. An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.
by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023
Get the Slit verticallymug. Total total elapsed time for the visible part of the vertication operation of the rocket was just over 11 minutes
by GinTonic1337 October 21, 2020
Get the vertication operationmug. Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.
9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.
94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
by 9:16 February 5, 2020
Get the vertical contentmug.