blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Veins

A straw you use to drink urine straight from the kidney

I will use your veins to drink urine from your kidney

by Urine Drinker March 23, 2022

Poison Veins

a disease for when it kinda feels like your veins are made out of poison

Did you hear that Meaghan had poison veins?

by Meban0_0 May 5, 2022

A sunset in my veins

'A sunset in my veins' is a line from the fall out boy song 'Spohomore Slump or Comeback of the Year' and refers to taking medications that treat mental disorders. when you take medications, it goes into your blood stream. This line also refers to Pete's ativan pills, which are the color blue

There's a drug in this thermostat to to warm the room up,
And there's entire around to help us bend your trust.
I've got a sunset in my veins,
And I need to take a pill to make this town feel okay...

by Peachiiiiiiiiiiiiii May 22, 2020

Blue vein throbber

When a guy is so hard that that the vein sticks out and is throbbing

Did u see that guys bulge he had a huge blue vein throbber!!!!

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022

vein opener

A song, story, or other work of art so abjectly depressing that it makes you want to hide all the sharp objects.

I don't know what I was thinking when I decided to put Paula Cole's classic 90s vein opener "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" on a mix for listening to in the car. Totally inappropriate.

by Lady Csyde July 25, 2016

Vein Tourism

refers to people traveling abroad to obtain medical treatment for vein diseases or venous disorders.

Mumbai is becoming known more and more as a vein tourism destination.
Travel agencies specializing in vein tourism offer all-inclusive vacation/surgical packages.
The spiraling cost of American Vascular healthcare has contributed to the growth of vein tourism in India.

by jinumalana February 26, 2024