Vegetables

The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.

Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”

Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”

by Kauboi October 28, 2023

Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.

"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."

by loxlie August 11, 2023

Vegetable

Someone that is either mentally disabled , or someone that has no common sense.

Brother: What’s 2+2?
You: 7!
Brother! Your a vegetable

by ChingChongChungy May 9, 2018

vegetable

a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything

"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"

by seijan September 22, 2023

Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.

I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.

by Firemanjones January 29, 2019

Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021

Vegetable Pussy Singer

A singer who always sucks in live concert (without vocal edition).

Kris Wu is vegetable pussy singer but he believes he represent the future of Chinese Hip-Hop.

by Dickhead Wu August 1, 2018