venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

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venus day

A day that feels longer than a year.

Comes from the fact that some days on Venus are longer than a year.

"I feel like today has been over way too long!"
"Yea today is a Venus Day."

by Ghalto August 28, 2021

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The most beautiful nonbinary on earth.
Venus is widely know as the most beautiful boy on earth and is know for owning the best boypussy in PA (Pennsylvania) they’re very hard working, smart, kind, empathetic, and they’re a witch who hexes anyone who dare disrespects their lover. Venus is very strong, daring, beautiful, pretty, and admirable. Anyone with a personality like Venus is a good person. Venus also has a gothic style, wearing goth dresses, jewelry, and make up to represent their culture.

Venus R. Was a well known figure in the years 1908-1923 and mysteriously disappeared after the date of 11-23-23

by Kishma November 20, 2023

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Venus

A girl who typically chats with an Athena, Ysay, Alexa, etc. She likes Science but since online classes happened, she just watches anime. More specifically sports anime!

Bob: Where is Venus?
Oop: I think she's watching Haikyfiuio or something.

Bob: She’s very nice!
Oop: Ok lol.

by CharlieTheHighCloud October 12, 2020

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