Vegan 

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.

Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again

Vegan by Massive Legend July 25, 2018

Vegan 

Freaking Autumn.

Guy: Hey look at the that girl over there!

Other guy: Oh that's Autum, She's a vegan...

Guy: Oh. nevermind don't care.

Vegan by Don't Care. August 27, 2018

Vegan 

A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.

Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.

Vegan by Doylelew September 7, 2018

Vegan 

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

Vegan by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan 

When the human being decides not to eat meat forever

You do know because you're vegan doesn't make you special

Vegan by Mike Sanchez67 December 12, 2018

Vegan 

A fuckwit

god your such a vegan

Vegan by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019

Vegan 

Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7

(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.

Vegan by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019