by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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Eeth's thread failure gave me horrible reply-vasocongestion pains...I spent 15 mintues photoshopping an image for him but his crappy thread got locked before I could post it.
by Seb-X April 4, 2008
Get the reply-vasocongestion mug.An island... where hippie day is every day.
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In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
1)"dude, I was on Vashon last weekend. HELLA GOOEY NECTAR!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
by BUBBASPARKZZZ November 7, 2007
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Get the Jhonen Vasquez mug.Vasily Zaytsev was a soviet sniper and a hero who killed 242 nazi soldiers in the battle of Stalingrad. The fucking boss.
He born in the Urals. At 12 years old he could use fireguns and bow and arrows to hunt. When the WWII began, he was 26 years old, and he was an excelent sniper. In 1942 he fouhgt in Stalingrad.
He won 5 medals and titles, among them, the "Hero of the Soviet Union".
He has his own movie, "Enemy at the Gates".
He born in the Urals. At 12 years old he could use fireguns and bow and arrows to hunt. When the WWII began, he was 26 years old, and he was an excelent sniper. In 1942 he fouhgt in Stalingrad.
He won 5 medals and titles, among them, the "Hero of the Soviet Union".
He has his own movie, "Enemy at the Gates".
by Nikolai Kalashinov June 15, 2013
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by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019
Get the Vaseline mug.A talented girl who is amazing at everything she does and no one can say otherwise. She is nice and intelligent at whatever she does. Although she seems more like a book worm, she’s also quite fun. She always likes be to early but never says no to anything that can dull her sparkle. You would always want to be around Her. She is a one of a kind angel that you would push anything outve of your way for. She is a lucky charm and you must’ve had been blessed to be with her. Vasha is a very rare find and a beautiful amazing girl at heart.
“ Vasha is my dream!”
by Cutiepootie February 22, 2020
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