Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.

Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.

by Barber Joe August 21, 2012

vagine sign

A "tramp stamp"-like tattoo located on a woman's neck, often associated with easy access to said woman's vagina.

Guy 1: "Man I really wanna get laid tonight!"
Guy 2: "How bout that girl over there? She's got a vagine sign".

by Eric Bischoff2 November 22, 2009

Vaginal Air

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina

She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air

by Colonel Whetherton March 13, 2011

Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.

My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.

by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016

Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.

John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."

by darfielg December 13, 2014

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015