vaginal holes

there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!

some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!

''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''

by waynemcgrath August 22, 2012

Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.

She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.

by Nissssy April 28, 2023

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

vaginal basketball

when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.

this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.

by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015

Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.

My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.

by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016

Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012