a pull up your ass

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy

e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.

by madcraft October 5, 2008

Right Up Your Alley

A slang term referring to shoving something up a persons rectum

Joe: oh that cucumber is right up your alley😏

by midasdolphin March 23, 2023

Up your butt and around the corner

For men: A useful cue to give someone who's trying to stimulate one's prostate.

I'm not exactly asking to peg you, just to go up your butt and around the corner.

by wangdangdoogle March 23, 2017

up your (my) ronson

phrase desribing when someone won't leave you the f**k alone.

"dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!"

by sugarleaf March 10, 2003

Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

you need a cactus up your ass

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.

Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

by Copy the Compcom May 25, 2020