non-tronic

a total lack of using anything electronic, computer, digital, etc... including services like email, IM, social networking sites, etc...

"your mom is sooooo non-tronic."

by anthony perritano October 22, 2008

Ta-tonions

1. Large breast that are soo magnificent they make you wanna cry.

2.Ta-Ta's that make your eyes water.

Guy 1: Damn bro look at those Ta-tonions!

Guy 2: (teary eyed) Arent they glorious!

by kleanone April 28, 2009

Cock Tonic

A tonic derived from ones cock!

Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!

by Auron117 March 2, 2015

Wee-toning

Failure to urinate amongst a crowd of gentlemen!

Classic James, silently wee-toning

by El_melocoton October 11, 2016

Tiny Toni

A nickname a guy gets when he has such small dick that it can't ever get hard because it is too tiny. When a girl runs into a tiny Toni they want to get out of the situation immediately and never talk to the guy again. Typically a sign of a Tiny Toni is when they act like a complete asshole to everyone for no reason, because they are sexually frustrated with how small their dick is.

When the girl tried to give the guy a handy, she realized her small hands were too big to doing anything with it, so she identified him as Tiny Toni.

by ZZZZZZZZZZZZ&CCCCCCCCCC June 4, 2017

national tonito day

on april 17th it’s national tonito day in honor of my friend tonito

person 1: Hey did you know it’s national tonito day?

person 2: what’s that??

person 1: it’s a day celebrated for my friend tonito

by notclaudia April 16, 2021

sarah tonin

if serotonin was a person, this would be it’s name. can be used as a replacement for „serotonin“ or as a person

kinda inspired by „fre shava cado“

A: Why are you listening to this song on repeat for three days????
B: It’s free sarah tonin!

A: Woah, you’re really down, do you wanna talk about it?
B: Oh it’s nothing, just Sarah Tonin leaving me. She took everything in the divorce!
A: Sounds rough, buddy. Do you wanna vent, hug or an advice?
B:.......hugs pls.

by kappaorionis April 21, 2021