Troof

"Truth" and "proof" smashed together. When faggoty liberals deny your definition of a made up fucking word because it attacks their idiotic, douchebag dogma of global warming.

"The global warmist dicks at UD wouldn't publish my definition of 'troof'. Reason? Because it impugned their savior Al Gore's phony scientific bullshit about global warming. Get back to skateboarding and leave science to thinkers."

by TheExtremelyGiftedOne April 25, 2015

twofer

Have you ever seen a super hot girl and then realized that she was as dumb as a shoe? Have you ever heard a girl say something really brilliant, only to turn around and discover that she was a full-on yeti? This is the opposite, its when a girl is not only hot, but smart.

Robyn is not only a 10 but shes smart, total twofer.

by punkrockn August 25, 2008

twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 30, 2019

toof

what u mean you ain't got no toof?

I knocked yo' toof da fuck out nigga!

by spear_ March 8, 2003

twoot

to announce something particularly joyful on the site twitter.com. origin: the words "tweet" and "w00t" combined.

Henry: Dude, how come you didn't tell me you got engaged?

George: Well, I twooted it yesterday, how come you didn't see?

by the twoot definer May 3, 2009

two of diamonds

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

by Ste(v)phen November 8, 2008

twoflusher

(n.)A crap so massive that is takes to flushes in order to not clog the toilet.

"Man, I had to go to the bathroom so bad. That was a twoflusher."

by E November 20, 2004