Two weeks

Mythical time period in which most half assed tuning companies promote their products as coming to market.

Typical actual time periods stretch anywhere from a year, to never.

See: "Dubwerks"

Revo's BT software will be ready in "two weeks".

by Cypher2k May 28, 2004

two-termer

A US president who has been elected twice and has served for 8 years, the maximum amount of years a president can serve.

Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush are common examples of two-termers.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

two-slice

n. An act of deception, often associated with unfair treatment among friends.

see fuck over

Sami and I were supposed to hang out but the bitch gave me the two-slice.

That's a slice.

by G Peps January 11, 2008

Two Towels

Expresses the enjoyment of some particular occurrence, item, person, etc.

The two towels are used to soak up the ejaculate of the person doing the enjoying. (This is a figurative ejaculate and not a literal one, but it works either way) 1 Towel would usually be enough, but the extreme pleasure necessitates the use of 2 towels instead of 1.

Originated from an episode of "Drawn Together."

I can't believe Iron Maiden is performing tomorrow! I am going to need two towels!

by The Count of Comics August 4, 2009

TWO FACED

Two faced is when someone acts lik your friend and then talkabout u behind your back

you mad twofaced because u was surpose to be my friend and u talkin behind my back

by J'mani April 6, 2004

TWO FACED

When someone acts one way in front of you, but than when your not around has fun ridiculing you

JProc is such a two faced S.O.B when he's not around

by Payday May 21, 2006

Zero Two

Zero Two (ゼロツー, Zero Tsū) is the main heroine and the deuteragonist of DARLING in the FRANXX. She is a human-klaxo sapien hybrid and a member of the APE Special Forces, primarily fighting on the front lines. As an elite Parasite with the codename "002", also known as the "Partner Killer", Zero Two had always accepted solitude due to her horns and Klaxosaur blood. Despite having no regard for human life or her own and being accustomed to fighting solo, she took interest in Hiro and offered an opportunity to pilot with her, making him her new partner and "darling". After Hiro was able to ride with her more than three times, the pair became the 13th Plantation's newest members, piloting the powerful FRANXX Strelizia.

Yo Zero Two is Cool

by miata real October 31, 2020