Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.

I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.

by awagg July 11, 2011

tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.

At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.

by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008

brain twister

a proposition, thing or problem that is so complicated that one cannot solve or steer clear of it easily however hard one tries; a very difficult problem

The boy is so weak in mathematics that he regards even simple mathematical problems as brain twisters.

by uttam maharjan February 8, 2010

weed twister

A garden tool for pulling weeds with a long handle and two coiled tines.

She used the weed twister to pull out her runaway crab grass.

by RayCruzer July 14, 2008

Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.

He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.

by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010

Merseene Twister

When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.

Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen

by stappa May 28, 2019

samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020