fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby August 26, 2016

Twig

A weak-ass pussy ; a weak ass bitch

You’re such a fucking twig. You can’t even lift.

by what is life October 14, 2017

Twig nibbler

A) an insulting name for someone who is gay

B) a woman who gives blowjobs to her husband who has a small cock

God Eric is such a twig nibbler

I’ve heard Sharron is a twig nibbler, supposedly her husband has a tiny cock

by Redwolfchild May 4, 2024

Twig

To be made aware of, to recognize, to cotton on, decipher, to get it!

When I saw the footprints it took me a while to twig to who made them.

by Kleact Novich March 3, 2021

Twig

The server owner of Io Hub, A.K.A The coolest person ever.

Rofl: Ew Mods Suck
Jellyity: Twig is lit as fuck.

by Jellyity December 16, 2018

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023

twig

another name for schwag

I had to smoke that whole bag of twig before I was high.

by SupraX January 25, 2005