twatterface

A woman that would be offended if she knew what a twat was, and realized that you were making fun of her. But she doesn't.

Aly:Hey guys I haven't seen you in so long!
Mike: Hey twatterface.
Aly:Oh whats up...wait, what did you call me?
Mike:I said hey aly.

by Matt Lorenz April 8, 2008

twatten

when you have a rotten twat

Dave was going down on Teresa when he suddenly picked up his head and said have you showered lately?? You sure are twatten

by Frangies December 15, 2008

tattle tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

Monica: Mom, dad! Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack and Judy: WHAT??
Ross: You are such a tattle tale!!!

by nomartynoparty January 5, 2022

e-tattle

The act of intentionally copying several people on an email that should be meant for the recipient alone in order to point out a mistake or wrong-doing. Typically done in business correspondence, the people copied are usually managers, supervisors, or clients.

"I can't believe Tim copied the clients on his email telling me I missed the deadline. He is such an e-tattler."

by bus_traxx June 23, 2009

tattletail

Specifically a person, usually a man, who blabs to their buddies about a woman/man they slept with, where the person they slept with specifically does not want anyone to know about the interaction or relationship. This could be for many reasons, such as keeping a work relationship a secret or cheating on a spouse. Not to be confused with tattletale, tail is specifically in reference to "getting some tail".

My ex was such a tattletail! He told his brother about us and now my parents know I'm not a virgin!

by LadyKhrystal May 27, 2010

Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.

Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.

by Mileycyrusluvsanal May 2, 2009

TWATTED

When you are working with a customer for a really long time and trying to get them to buy something, you are on the verge of a sale and they dip out without purchasing anything. They usually give a lame excuse like "my husband will kill me" "I need to talk to my husband" "I left my wallet at home" "what time do you close?" "I'm going to think about it and then I'll come back" "I have kids in college." The worst TWATS are ones where they already say they are going to buy and then they get scared or the husband comes in and says "NO!" These people don't care that they wasted your time for hours, which prevents you from working with other customers. All they had to say from the get-go is "i'm a cheap bastard and i'm not going to buy anything" but they are to embarassed and just want to waste your time.

"I was working with that bitch for one hour and her husband came in and TWATTED me in less than a second.

by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011