by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022
A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.
by TheKatertot January 24, 2020
To wear the same colored, or matching, sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not to be confused with a jumpsuit but also known as an Alaskan Tuxedo.
"He was wearing Common Projects sneakers with gray sweatpants and a matching gray sweatshirt -- he's wearing an Equinox Tuxedo"
by Equinox Tuxedo May 30, 2014
"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"
- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat
- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat
by BJ85 May 15, 2024
*throws a rose* I’m not GAY. I just don’t like to see girls fighting over me all the time😤
-Tuxedo Mask
-Tuxedo Mask
A fully matched track suit seen as appropriate for any occasion, ranging from having a few pops at the bar to attending your niece’s first communion, by the colorful natives of Somerville, Massachusetts.
Knowing he planned to get sauced and play Keno before making a court appearance later in the day, Tommy decided to wear his finest Somerville Tuxedo as it was perfect for any occasion.
by The Great MassHolio August 18, 2022
In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.
Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.
“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025