tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.
"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"
by TheKatertot January 24, 2020
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Equinox Tuxedo

To wear the same colored, or matching, sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not to be confused with a jumpsuit but also known as an Alaskan Tuxedo.
"He was wearing Common Projects sneakers with gray sweatpants and a matching gray sweatshirt -- he's wearing an Equinox Tuxedo"
by Equinox Tuxedo May 30, 2014
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Tuxedo Pig

Cool pig (even cooler in a tuxedo)
hey look its a pig in a tuxedo (a tuxedo pig) must know lots of penguins
by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022
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new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo
look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney
by violinist23 July 23, 2016
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Denver Tuxedo

It is when you wear denim pants and a denim shirt. It doesn't matter if they are the same shade of denim.
Hey checkout that dude with the Denver tuxedo.
by RonAllen1Foot January 06, 2017
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Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
by Professor Tunnycliff July 01, 2014
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afghan tuxedo

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat
by BJ85 May 15, 2024
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