The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark
"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."
by MusicMan87 July 19, 2021
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Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer
There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!
by Violentwookie June 24, 2016
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Snuggle Tug

When you and your significant other are snuggling under a blanket on the couch and you receive hand relief whilst continuing to pay attention to what's on TV. No words are spoken.
Jenny was so dedicated to finding out what was happening next on GOT but also wanted to keep her man happy so she gave him a snuggle tug to kill two birds with one stone.
by Clownshoe McGee August 02, 2018
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timber tug

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.
by Eldor peeener November 21, 2022
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Maintenance tug

Quick handjob for maintenace purposes
I gave him a quick maintenance tug so he would quit trying to fuck me.
by Wordperv January 16, 2016
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tug hustle

Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.
Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.
by TreeBitches February 23, 2013
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Dick-Tug

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.
Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"
by PseudoChris May 11, 2014
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