the tristate area

the Chicago Metropolitan Area. Includes Northeastern Illinois, Northwestern Indiana, and Southeastern Wisconsin

Dang! It's so expensive to drive on teh Tri-State Tollway

by Nelly of Greendale May 3, 2004

Tristan

Yeah, he's a piece of shit.

Tristan is a real piece of shit

by Every Potential Human Being Ev April 20, 2017

Tristan

The cool, badass

Tristan is the coolest guy in the world, he is such a badass

by Trig Kar January 10, 2018

Trystyn

Beautiful

Trystyn is my favorite sight

by heiseverything October 9, 2017

Trystyn

A friggin stupid, but decent guy.

Man whaaata friggen trystyn

by ThatOneGuyYouKnowButHeDoesntKn April 29, 2019

Tristan

A very smart but talkative person. Also very short compared to others. All the inches have been transferred to the shlong.

"Tristan had a good grade on his test."

by Tristan#8080 November 2, 2021

Trystan

Most beautiful girl in the world. Whenever you talk to her you'll be at a loss for words. She's super nice and insanely funny. No one can compare to her.

Guy one: yo, you see trystan over there?
Guy two: stares...
Guy one: you ok?
Guy two: yea sorry she's just so beautiful

by Jack Chang October 9, 2016