tops

Implying a sexual position

Boy: "want to have sex?"
Girl: "Yes but I get tops!"

by sntrocket November 7, 2007

Trapstyle

Hip-Hop + EDM = Trapstyle

Trapstyle Music:

Major Lazer - Original Don (Flosstradamus Remix)

Bingo Players - Rattle (Luminox Remix)

Clockwork - Titan (Slander & Omeguh Remix)

by Trapstyle December 20, 2012

trapshaft

when receiving a blow job from some slut the guy starts to thrust his cock back and forward very quickly and with great force in the bitchs mouth(trap). shafting it till the bitch starts choking. this is called the trap shaft.

i was poking that bitches tonsils with my bell end when i gave her the trapshaft last night.

by j2008 February 23, 2008

topshelfer

Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....

This dude owed me money so I gave him a topshelfer the other night at his house....

by Ed B. Goode May 21, 2008

topshelf

A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.

On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!

by B Young August 14, 2006

Check My Traps

In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.

Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!
Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...
Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)

by infinity.morales June 2, 2009

traps

gay

traps are gay

by bubbles437 May 3, 2018