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stevens creek trail

long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.
person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?

person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house

person 1: its bad at everyones houses

person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then

person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
by bongrippin December 27, 2011
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clean the trailer

A phrase used to throw off your boss ,and avoid responsibilities at work .
Maih and Adam didn’t feel like working, so they told there boss Mike they were going to go “Clean the trailer “and instead went to the diner for break early .
by JACK CHAIN May 19, 2022
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The fee paid by the 2nd person to hook up with a girl, after the first person in a group of friends has already hooked up with the same girl.
LaStephanie gave me a bj on Wednesday, she blew you on Friday. Therefore you me $15 in trailblazing fees.
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Nothing like a sip of the ol’ Trailer park Baby Maker to cash in on child support.
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Toilet Paper

A material most often used to wipe one's anus clean of fecal matter, generally after one uses a restroom. Can be used for other purposes as well, almost all of which involve a liquid mess that needs to be removed through absorption. A common misconception is that toilet paper is sold on cardboard rolls. The material most people are thinking of in this case is in fact just smaller paper towels. Despite having identical functions to toilet paper, there is a clear distinction: Small paper towels are sold on rolls, toilet paper is sold in four volumes, each with the appearance of a regular book. And on each page of toilet paper can be found many words that were written by Stephanie Meyer.

The words are ignored by most and toilet paper is used for its intended purpose. Some have attempted to read them, though doing so is strongly advised against; no contributions to literature in any form are present. A group of the people who have read the words have developed an obsession with not only reading toilet paper, but with it's empty shells which they believe are characters. They can be witnessed arguing over which of these would make a more desirable boyfriend in real life, and for the other empty shells featured in toilet paper.

The people who do this are best dealt with through tolerance. They probably won't go away for a while. Just keep using it to wipe your ass, because it's much better for that than for reading.
Jimmy: Mom, can you hand me some toilet paper through the door? We ran out.

Mom: Sure Jimmy, will New Moon work?

Jimmy: I don't think that's enough, I'm probably gonna use up a whole Breaking Dawn after that crap.
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Farting and the like while sitting on the toilet desperate to dump, and dump well...
Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
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