An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
by Owen D. February 18, 2009
Get the poop in a towelmug. by supabadd12 January 18, 2009
Get the Nut towelmug. by Nigroid Aper November 29, 2007
Get the Love Towelmug. The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
by WOD comish July 29, 2009
Get the Pussy Towelmug. A towel that someone and/or two people use to cleanup cum that is created when they masturbate and/or have sex.
by Mighty Thor 3 September 4, 2017
Get the Cleanup towelmug. by Paintgirl January 5, 2011
Get the Internet-Towelmug. After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.
by Renaissance1 April 19, 2014
Get the towel napmug.