Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

Brown Torpedo

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.

Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005

Tored

Tired/Bored

"I'm very tored." Me to, i am also tired and bored.

by hommounf December 1, 2010

Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.

Damn those girls are good at the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback

by MrNorwegianTorpedoTossback<3 May 10, 2011

Torpedo

A term used to describe the male genitalia while its erect.

I woke up with the mean Torpedo this morning. I was ready to launch that

by ELOHmoneySTACKz May 22, 2011

Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010