tosserized

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.

exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006

tonner

a vehicle that can do the ton, i.e. run 100 miles per hour.

His bike is a tonner.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011

Tosser

knobhead

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit

by i am the 1 September 15, 2003

tosser

A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.

Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.

by Pedro Mackenzie April 4, 2009

TOSSER

Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.

Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar

by choosebro September 17, 2005

Tonsprowumee

1) Tonsprowumee is a word written in a text messenge when the writer is intoxicated without understanding the true meaning.

2) Tonsprowumee is the blue pigment that appears in belly button fluff as it is a fact that all belly button fluff is blue. Regardless of the clothing worn.

"Hey what is this word in my sent items, I found it last night. What does tonsprowumee mean?"

"gee my belly button fluff is so blue! It must be the tonsprowumee!"

by Tonsprowumee Man November 22, 2006

Tosser

Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.

"That coin's a tosser"

by TheIrishRover11 September 29, 2009