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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
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Horny Toad

A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad
There goes that horny toad
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Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!

Tim- SICK! from who?

Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
by The Best Mane October 21, 2009
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toad sexing

Yes it is endemic at MIT. Yes there is an explanation. According
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".
by 2357 August 23, 2005
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toadwarrior

That ToadWarrior was one bad ass mofo. I'd sleep with him!
by Frank Stallone May 30, 2003
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toaly clippers

Scottish equivalent of poo cutters. The arsehole.
One gay man to another: "did you shag him last night?"
"Oh aye, right up toaly clippers!"
For best effect must be said in an Orkney Islands accent.
by Big Ron and Cameron September 10, 2004
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