Teddy Bear

Ibrahim Riaz's favourite toy

Ibrahim gobbles his teddy bears ...

by Joking poo November 7, 2021

Teddy Hyde

Some super cool singer with an amazing voice. He’s gained a lot of attention for his song Sex with a Ghost. He has some really creative albums.

Friend1: Hey, have you heard of Teddy Hyde before? You need to listen to his song, Vanilla Curls
Friend2: Yeah, didn’t he go blonde?

by fucking maxine eros August 4, 2021

teddy greenspon

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches

You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon

by Beif June 7, 2018

Teddy rimskin

The piece of skin that is removed from your penis when you are circumcised

Hey Eddie do you still have your teddy rimskin?

by Ofchinik April 5, 2023

Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 25, 2010

Teddy cat

A cat who decieves you with his cuddles then farts.

Aww its a teddy cat! oh no. I smell fartz.

by Annatwodicks March 22, 2010

Bush teddy

A Bush teddy is a poop that is excreted outdoors. Generally, in the bush.

Ah, that's just Byron doing a Bush teddy. Hurry up ya fuck.

by Willhelmthecreator April 18, 2022