He is Perfection.
by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023
Get the Jared cuffmug. by FatHoesForLife August 30, 2016
Get the cufffingmug. The unfortunate second wipe scenario, especially prominent in the office workplace, resulting in a smudge on your shirt cuff. Particularly likely after a hot curry the night before.
Just went down for a shit but arse gravy was the order of the day. Got a rather embarrassing cuff scuff as a memento.
by Kevontour February 25, 2011
Get the Cuff Scuffmug. When one fornicates whilst having one's trousers down to and wrapped around one's ankles, thus entrapping one in a set position until capitulation.
by anklecuffs123 December 12, 2014
Get the ankle cuffsmug. by TruffleBrother May 11, 2018
Get the Cuff Trufmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal Cuffmug. when he asks you to "grab them fuckin cuffs" while hitting it from the back but you have no time bc he nuts so fast
by duppieeeee October 4, 2022
Get the Grab them fuckin cuffsmug.