Crumb Lord

Someone that is stubborn or uncooperative over the smallest issues and make them bigger deals in doing so. This is usually done in an attempt to stroke the ego and/or demonstrate 'alpha'.

Harry: Hey Dave would you mind getting your clothes out of the living room? I have friends coming by
Dave: DUDE, FUCK YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE IM WATCHING THE GAME?
Harry: You're such a crumb lord

by Hamhock Jones March 12, 2017

crumb diver

Someone who scavenges in the carpet looking for small crumbs of meth to get high. they will fight and argue over tiny little amounts, 10 or 20 dollars worth and is likely to smoke the neck of an empty pipe when ur not looking. they are also likely to steal anything they can get their hands on.

I had a digital camera on my coffee table, but some crumb diver came by the other day and now I cant find it.

by Landincash March 3, 2011

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

stripper crumbs

The cumulative debris that falls into the stage during an exotic dance. Such debris includes body glitter, sweat, pole grease, hair, dead skin, and crumpled up one dollar bills.

The stage had to be wiped free of stripper crumbs before the next dancer performed

by strippercrumbsexpert August 14, 2016

cum and crumb

To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.

Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb

by nicky7282 May 29, 2017

Crumbs be fallin'

When you're eating a cookie on the bed and the crumbs drop on the bed.

When Lindsey was eating a cookie, crumbs be fallin'.

by TheMagnificentCrumb December 2, 2014

CRUMB DONUT

WHEN YOU HAVE A CHICK AT THE BEACH, AND YOUR FUCKIN HER. YOU TAKE OUT YOUR COCK, DIP IT IN THE SAND, AND PUT IT BACK IN HER PUSSY.. CRUMB DONUT

I GAVE THAT BITCH A CRUMB DONUT LAST NIGHT AT THE BEACH.

by CROOK562 April 18, 2013