i aint never seen two pretty best friends

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of them gotta be ugly

that guy w the creepy ass eyes : " i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly "

by leslie espanol November 17, 2020

I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

by lmaosure December 4, 2020

I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

by lmaosure December 4, 2020

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

we aint bullshiten

We ain't bullshitten is the outcry of oppressed conservative blacks who are trying to break away from the Democrat plantation, and if they need to fuck up a little punk pussy white bitch in the liberal media SHIT HAPPENS.

If you punk pussy bitch ass liberal mutherfuckers dont stop fuckin with us, we are gonna fuck you up. WE AINT BULLSHITEN. Definition (we are not going to take it anymore)

by Black Voices for Trump November 5, 2020