Grimey Thirsty

Being so turned on by a person you feel dirty and perverted just looking at the person

I feel mad grimey thirsty looking at that stud.

by whtevrusayiknoalready August 10, 2015

Thirsty Mouth

When you get thirsty and drink so much water that your stomach is going to explode but your mouth still is dry and needs more water.

"MOOOOOOM I HAVE THIRSTY MOUTH HELPPPPPPPP"

by Nunna YourBiz December 3, 2016

Ghetto thirsty

When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station

I’m so ghetto thirsty, I’m gonna punch a bitch in the face and then rob a g-station

by Hmf January 13, 2018

thirsty firsty

Your best drinking buddy, your first call when you’re thirsty for the booze.

Opposite of ‘nasty lasty’

Imma getting wiv my thirsty firsty this Friday.

by Frogmella-bella February 29, 2020

Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

Thirsty Bird

The act of dunking ones dick into toilet water and pissing in order to avoid making noise.

Jon: So what'd you do when you went for a piss when you were at her place?
Mike: I just did the thirsty bird, works every time.

by Dickt July 22, 2016

Thirsty Milkman

A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.

After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.

by On the Buses February 2, 2018