Theos

Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.

I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.

by designtheos November 25, 2021

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Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

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Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

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If you have the name Theo that means your are a sexy and beautiful man with a massive Penis that people compare it to Big Ben. Theo also means God in Greek so people refer to you as The God with the Big Dick.

My friend wants a Theo sized Penis.

by You ones truley Big Cock November 23, 2021

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Theo may seem gay but is very straight, straighter than you!
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi

Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them

Q: Hey Theo how’s your boyfriend
Theo: I’ve gotta girlfriend you Karen

by Jonathan_mother September 27, 2022

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Theo is usually a individual who usually only talks to 1 female. Usually that female thinks he short and gross. Theos usually keep food in there socks and eat it. Theos are normally no taller than 5”

Oh man I look like Theo

by Mathisgreat April 8, 2019

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