Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'

Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.

by Sazzanmand April 20, 2006

The Walnuts

A group that is on Tik Tok. A cult that will take over.

The Walnuts will rise!

by Wally The Wallnut May 15, 2020

Walnut Web

The Walnut Web at Walnut Hill School for the Arts is a long dark chain of hookups that once you enter you can never leave and makes you spit sisters with basically the whole campus

Did you hook up with Kieran last night?? Yep. Congrats you’ve entered the walnut web

by walnuteyes February 23, 2020

Pauly Walnuts syndrome

a disorder arising when an aging bachelor spends too much time alone and ends up being chatty to the point of annoyance.

I wish Uncle Schlomo would get laid already... every time I see him, it takes a half hour to extract myself...
he's got a bad case of Pauly Walnuts Syndrome!

by TaurusDude999 December 27, 2023

Walnut blast

An incredible amount of nutty flavored semen.

I'm from Jersey, wanna walnut blast my engine bay like a bunch of Christian Brothers?

by WalnutBlaster July 14, 2021

Walmart walnut

When you nut on someone in a Walmart

Person 1: yo dude did you here how Craig got fired last week?

Person 2: yeah apparently he gave a Walmart walnut to the bosses sister.

by Shin Tsukimi July 14, 2022

mr walnut

a fun person to be around (most of the time)

omg look its mr walnut

by 씨발 November 30, 2021