Abominable Snowman

When an overweight/overly obese man is doing anal and ejaculates large amounts of semen inside the rectal cavity. Thus the act of a Santa Claus parody. Because everyone knows Santa gets pussy from Mrs. clause

“Man that beared jiggalo sure did cum a lot in sally’s Ass.

“Yeah he went full Abominable Snowman on her, boom! *imitates avalanche sounds*”

by Boogieclyde December 25, 2018

Brown Snowman

A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.

“Hey, you wanna go build a Brown Snowman?”
>Fuck that, just wait for more snow.

by OneWholeGay December 25, 2020

Snowman

A black man who loves or dates white woman exclusively.

Bruh is a snowman, he stay surrounded by snow bunnies.

by ModernThoth March 21, 2025

Barney The Snowman

Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.

Cr:Human

My god is Barney The Snowman.

by Ineedtopee May 9, 2020

Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012