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ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.
by Gobylo June 1, 2018
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Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Molly Mule

When taking a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks her partner in the face and or chest
Dude, what’s that bruise on your chest? I was banging this chick from behind last night and she Molly Muled me when she came.
by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021
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Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka
A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018
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Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs
Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule
by maninahat June 6, 2011
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mule pecker

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.
by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021
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Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her
Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her
by Dirtydirtdog69 December 28, 2021
mugGet the Mule bucketmug.

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