Linda

40 year old white mom part of the PTA moms group and wine and bookclub . Karen’s arch nemesis. Not one person over 40 is named Linda, they are in fact spawned at the wine and book club meetings. Always after Karen’s husband.

“Linda, I thought You were bringing the celery sticks for the first grade party, or were you to busy with my husband BILL?

by A. Stinky boi January 5, 2020

Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345

White

Sophie Pains @ O' linda Starbucks Frap 96345 is so basic like factory settings

by Nagisa1k May 13, 2022

Linda

a terrible mom

Linda is overprotective and her kids hate her

by somemokid February 20, 2022

Linda

A sexually transmitted disease.

Person 1: Oh I got a Linda! How did that happen?
Person 2: Do you wanna find out?

by WeLoveGeeseBecauseISaidSo March 5, 2025

Linda

My best friend aka most amazing person

Omg have you seen Linda?
Who’s Linda?
The most amazing person EVA

by Sjsjsjjsjsiduidijd March 17, 2022

Linda

An elderly, entitled, unreasonable, over-demanding person ( basically a Karen's great aunt)

I was working at Walmart when Linda wanted a refund and went crazy about it

by TiffinySweetie February 20, 2023

NO LINDA

What you say when you're saying "No" to someone who is saying something extremely ignorant or off base.

"we'll of course it always worked to run that version of the report"

"NO LINDA, you told me it didn't work and that's why i needed to do all this extra work !"

by NOLINDA! September 9, 2025