itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 21, 2011

Itchy Foot

When a guy is in the company of a Hot Babe and gets a hard on. All he wants to go is get his little man out and give her some but cannot. Thus he has an Itchy Foot and can openly say this to the Hot Babe without getting a palm to the face.

Hot Babe: Why do you keep on twitching?
Guy: Oh, I just have an Itchy Foot ;)

by Rawrton July 30, 2010

itchy nose syndrome

when someone, (most commonly named jack) itches his nose a lot

this syndrome is often caused by gurgling vodka and stealing innocent girls' glow sticks : (

jack has an itchy nose syndrome!

by glowstickgirl November 11, 2009

Itchy Brown Onion

Best southern fried anus in all of Texas.

Have you tried the hot and tasty itchy brown onion?

by truk213 April 30, 2008

Itchy nose relationship

An itchy nose relationship, is when two people are dating and are confident enough to itch their noses in front of each other.

Is it an itchy nose relationship??
We have an itchy nose relationship

by Thelahan June 6, 2018

itchy cunny pussy

1) Adjective: To describe something that's awesome.
3) Noun: Term used to address other person

Mate ahhhhhh how's it going itchy cunny pussy?

by Damo August 3, 2005