A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees
That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep
by Badkidx1 November 09, 2021
Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.
by Dat amazing person November 09, 2015
Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.
"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
by Sinky Winky Poo December 06, 2024
When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018
by Darlowyn April 23, 2010
A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.
by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023