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Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019
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Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.
Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!
by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019
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Hank Pank

... hank pank.
by ThompkinsJr September 24, 2011
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hank the cowdog

Is that book series
I think Hank the cowdog is a very good show because you learn different things
by Anki dog November 15, 2017
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smooth hank

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)
"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
by worm312 July 11, 2016
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Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off
Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!
by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020
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