Penis Cradle

Slut

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”

by Stina13 February 18, 2022

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket

Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!

by Crazy fish May 5, 2014

Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

by cjstoney January 16, 2011

Newton’s cradle

A game where 5 or 6 men line up and slap balls together like newton cradle balls until everyone except one has left the game

Hey guys you up for a game of Newton’s cradle?

by N22rush October 4, 2018

Faggots Cradle

The motion of two gay niggas ballsacks slapping together when hitting doggystyle

Do you see the video of Thomas and Joel hitting the faggots cradle?

by Fgcradle October 11, 2025

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016