doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.

I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.

cobblers

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023

load of cobblers

by July 27, 2022

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

noun, when you give a girl a Nut-n'-surprise after she implies you have a small penis

She was talking crap so I gave her a cobbler.

by Master Elf May 7, 2018

You are a cobbler

She is a cobbler

He is a cobbler

by SpindriftCartel January 31, 2021