Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.

"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.

He's in the other room making a video with a pie. He's a Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by Yankwood August 29, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.

" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."

by Manny Petty September 2, 2016

Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

by Anne300d March 27, 2021

Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.

Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor

by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

Peach Cobbler

A group of girls (peaches) fucking; a lesbian orgy.

The high school cheerleaders got together at Molly’s house and made a peach cobbler.

by Cubic Newt February 28, 2018