A sick bastard is the worst type of person. Sick bastards enjoy putting IcyHot on toilet seats, giving unwanted love taps, and usually run in pairs.
"What sick bastards would do such a thing? You know there has to be two of them! One of them is probably wearing glasses and the other is probably wearing a hat."
by _Secret Weapon April 29, 2013
The most fucked up boy in the world. Someone who says he'll love you forever and ever, says you're his world, the only one. Then you find him fucking a dumb pink-lipsticked blond.
" wow, Will cheated on his pregnant girlfriend."
" I AM his girlfriend."
" Oh. Cheating bastard..."
BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;
Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.
" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."
" I AM his girlfriend."
" Oh. Cheating bastard..."
BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;
Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.
" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."
by don't lie to me. August 10, 2009
A recurring stereotype in hentai. It takes the form of an ugly, fat, unclean, or in general unpleasing male who will share an adult sceneario with the usually younger/vulnerable female lead, most likely in an abusive or degrading way that defines him as a bastard.
Artist: I'm gonna draw a super cute girl, with the big ol' titties, great eyes, pale skin, some blush and pouty lips fucked and going all ahgao by the fattest, smelliest Ugly Bastard
by Tequila Joseph March 13, 2018
A Magnificent Bastard (MB) is someone who is all about unpretentious whiskey knowledge, all kinds of whiskey everywhere, they are about shenanigans, from dad-jokes to salty memes. They learn, they share, they shenanigan. To find a Magnificent Bastard in the wild, you will need to ask someone "How do you Whiskey?" A Magnificent Bastard will reply "With Magnificence"
by A truly Magnificent Bastard July 05, 2019
An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.
It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.
by That old guy January 31, 2009
An expression that shows a negative attitude towards a person.
In fact, it´s used in situations where people are filled with anger due to the behaviour of others. Equals expressions like "asshole".
In fact, it´s used in situations where people are filled with anger due to the behaviour of others. Equals expressions like "asshole".
Oh yeah, that stinky bastard gave me a call at 3 am this morning!
Next time I will definitely tell this stinky bastard how to behave in public!
Next time I will definitely tell this stinky bastard how to behave in public!
by Bernd Hoffmann October 13, 2007