balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

rib balloons

noun - Slang term for breasts, most often in reference to those of cup size "C" or larger.

"Damn, check out the rib balloons on THAT chick!"

by Drance March 23, 2010

chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.

"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."

by chicken balloning June 27, 2014

Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.

"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"

by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015

balloon soup

What remains in a condom after sex.

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!

by the zygorthian December 31, 2015

Slamming The Balloon

Male on male anal sex where as the receiver has a bad case of hemorrhoids.

"Man bro Mike went deep last night slamming the balloons"

by Mikebigyboy September 9, 2018

Columbia Balloon

When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.

Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!

by BalloonArtist6969 April 21, 2018